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Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#1) Michael Jackson – Billie Jean

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(Editor’s Note: This is the 100th and final post in my countdown, thus concluding a 100-day journey that honestly has been the most fun series I’ve written about. In a way I’m sad. I’m sure I’ll do future countdowns on MoranAlytics, but for me nothing will be more fun than reliving 80’s music)

When I decided months ago I would kick off my blog by running a countdown of my favorite songs of the 1980s, I was uncertain of many things. Over the course of a few days, I sat down and examined each year of this glorious decade— generating a spreadsheet and painstakingly ranking the tunes I liked. I wavered on many songs concerning placement or being on the countdown all together, and to truthfully I wasn’t sure how most my list would end up when finalized.

However, there’s one thing that was never in doubt.  From the instant I decided to embark on this countdown, Billie Jean was always going to represent as its number-one song.

Let’s knock the serious crap out first. Allegedly, the song isn’t a complete work of fiction. For Jackson this was a serious song with a serious message.  He penned it as a reaction to a woman stalking him who claimed the two had a son together.

 

Here’s another item that’s no laughing matter.  Jackson literally broke the color barrier with Billie Jean in regards to black artists getting their video seen on MTV.  This was the first video to appear in heavy rotation by a black singer and paved the way not only for his other videos but also talented black artists like Prince, Lionel Richie, Whitney Houston and countless others.

As for the song itself, in my opinion it’s always been Jackson’s crowning achievement. From the first notes of the unrivaled base line that accompanied the freshest beat I’d ever heard, nothing could touch this Jackson masterpiece.

Don’t even get me started on the Moonwalk he premiered at the Motown 25-Year Anniversary TV special.  Oh-My-Gawd.

Billie Jean won Jackson the 1984 Grammy for Best R&B Performance by a male, beating out Prince, James Ingram, Jeffrey Osbourne and Marvin Gaye.

Billie Jean also served as the unofficial bridge of 80’s dance—the center between 70’s disco and 90’s jock jams.

I could go on rambling on a bunch of other things but I’d probably be telling you a bunch of shit you already know—or at least should.

It’s far and away the best song I heard in the 80s if not my lifetime. Billie Jean jump started Jackson’s meteoric rise to music immortality.

Chart Success: Billie Jean reached number-one on the Billboard Hot 100; his first of what would be a dozen No. 1 hits. It stayed at number-one for a mind blowing seven weeks before Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnite Runners took over. It spent 21 weeks total in the Top 40 and ended 1983 second on the year-end Billboard Hot 100, second to only Every Breath You Take by The Police.

Great Lyrics: From Songfacts.com: “While Jackson didn’t give many details about the real Billie Jean, his producer Quincy Jones said that Jackson found the woman one day lounging by his pool with a bathing suit and sunglasses on. According to Jones, she accused Jackson of being the father of one of her twins, which Jones thought was pretty funny.”

“She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do ’cause the lie becomes the truth”

Fun Facts: Is there really anyone who can say that Thriller isn’t the undisputed best album of all-time? Jackson had seven (!!!) Top 10 hits off that album including a pair of number ones—Billie Jean and Beat It (number six on my countdown). Rolling Stone ranked Billie Jean as Jackson’s best tune of all-time and had it 58th overall on its countdown of the 500 Greatest Songs ever.  VH-1 ranked it fourth on its list of best songs of the 80s.

Thanks for reading these last 100 days….. Stay tuned for more countdowns!

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Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#63) Europe – The Final Countdown

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I was roughly 15-years old at the time this song came out and at once it became my essential training song.  Back in those days I felt reasonably confident I was just a few short years away from making my debut as a WWF superstar and the future tag team partner of Mr. Wonderful Paul Ordnoff (I always wanted to be a heel). While visualizing my worldwide squared circle supremacy, I went as far to envision “The Final Countdown” as my theme song while strutting down to the ring—greeted by a rousing course of boos.

In reality this song wasn’t really intended to get aspiring athletes fired up.  Inspired by David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”, it’s actually about taking a trip to Venus and leaving planet Earth behind—or something like that.

Who really gives a shit anyway?

Whether Europe intended so or not is irrelevant.  “The Final Countdown” became the backbone of sports anthems at arenas everywhere and remains so over 30 years later.

They keyboard riff at the beginning is one of the coolest things I’ve heard in my life.  It deserves to be on my countdown for that alone.  Everything about “The Final Countdown” is outstanding. It’s on the National Honor Society of all 80s music that’s gloriously cheesy.

Chart Success: It reached number-eight on the Billboard Top 100 and remained on the chart for 18 weeks. It didn’t finish in the 1986 year-end Billboard Top 100, which is clearly some bullshit.  It did finish number-one on the Netherlands year-end charts and third in France because both countries are way cooler.

Great Lyrics: If I had paid better attention as a 15-year old, I’d have put the curling bar down and wondered what the fuck this song is even about.

“We’re heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
‘Cause maybe they’ve seen us (seen us)
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I’m sure that we’ll all miss her so”

Fun Fact: On of the all-time bogus fabrications is that Europe is a one-hit wonder with this song. It even made VH-1’s list of 100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders.  “The Final Countdown” wasn’t even their biggest hit on the album!  “Carrie” reached as high as number-three on the charts, and “Rock the Night” was a third hit that cracked the Billboard Top 30.

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Favorite 100 Albums of the 80s: (#86) Culture Club – Kissing To Be Clever

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YEAR RELEASED: 1982

NOTABLE TRACKS “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”, “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya”, “Time (Clock of my Heart)”, “Take Control”

ALBUM MVP: “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”

WHY I LOVED IT:  This was the Culture Club’s debut album and to call it a guilty a pleasure is an understatement. Let’s keep things real here—back in late 1982 as an 11-year old it wasn’t exactly manly to like groups like Culture Club, featuring a lead singer literally dressed like a girl.  It was a different world in those days and Boy George’s appearance was far more unique than would be so today. More importantly the group’s sound was a far cry from most groups I enjoyed then, such as Styx, Journey and REO Speedwagon.  Despite all that I really enjoyed this album, probably more than I should’ve.  Even as a pre-adolescent teen I found “Do You Really Want To Hurt” as kind of heartbreaking.  It got re-popularized years later thanks to Adam Sandler’s  The Wedding Singer movie. Now that I think about it Sandler deserves a lot of Culture Club credit to a newer generation because he featured “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya’ in his Billy Madison movie. I loved “Time (Clock of my Heart)”.  It was chic back then to ridicule groups like Culture Club but don’t allow prejudice to stand in the way of quality music. It doesn’t get anymore 80’s than Culture Club, man—and I love it.

COMMERCIAL SUCCESS:  The album reached No.14 on the United States Billboard Top 100 and enjoyed even more success around the world—reaching number-two in Canada, New Zealand and France while peaking at three on Sweden and Norwegian charts.  “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” and “Time (Clock of my Heart)” were both monster singles, each reaching number-two on the Billboard Hot 100. “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” was the group’s third top 10 hit from the album, peaking at nine.

FUN FACT:  Courtesy of Songfacts.com on their hit single “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me:  This was Culture Club’s first single released in the United States. It was a huge and unlikely hit for the British band, who embarked on an American tour in 1983 to gain traction in that country. The song crossed over to Adult Contemporary radio, where most listeners had no idea the lead singer dressed like a girl. MTV, whose library was mostly British bands when they launched, had acclimated their US audience to guys in makeup, so Culture Club wasn’t so shocking on the channel and the group developed a huge audience of young people who liked the sound and the look.

The “look” was authentic: Boy George had been wearing makeup and women’s clothes since his school days, and while he exaggerated it for publicity, it was his preferred style. In a 1983 Trouser Press interview, the singer explained: “I wear my hair this way ’cause it makes my face look longer, my hat because it makes me look taller, black clothes because they make me look thinner, and makeup because it makes me look prettier.”

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Favorite 100 Albums of the 80s: (#80) Phil Collins – …But Seriously

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YEAR RELEASED: 1989

NOTABLE TRACKS: “Another Day in Paradise”, “I Wish It Would Rain Down”, “Something Happened on the Way to Heaven”, “Do You Remember”, “Hang In Long Enough”

ALBUM MVP: “Another Day in Paradise”

WHY I LOVED IT:  This was Collins’ fourth studio solo album after leaving Genesis and you can make a strong case it was the most refined of his four.  “Another Day in Paradise” may not my favorite Phil Collins tune but it’s easily in my top five. It addresses social issues, something I don’t recall Collins abundantly speaking to before this track. It deservedly won a Grammy. “I Wish It Would Rain Down” is a sappy, gloomy love song that gives you all the feels. As a whole I’m not sure this is one of the archetypal 80’s cheesy pop albums we often associate the decade with. There’s a lack of good natured fun and a bit more substance on this effort, at least in my opinion. Having said that there is that one constant, where few if any 80s pop albums had the mega production that always seemed to accompany something Phil Collins put out.

COMMERCIAL SUCCESS:  “…But Seriously” is barely eligible to be considered an 80’s album, being released just before decade’s end on November 20, 1989.   This is the most commercially successful album of Collins career, as it sold over four million copies in the United States, reached number-one on the Billboard 200 and stayed there for three weeks, and produced a mind-blowing four top-five hits. “Another Day in Paradise” reached number-one on the Billboard Hot 100 and won the 1991 Grammy for Record of the Year. “I Wish It Would Rain Down” peaked at three on the Billboard Hot 100 while “Something Happened on the Way to Heaven” and “Do You Remember” both maxed out at four. “Hang In Long Enough” even got in on the action, hitting No. 23 on billboard.

FUN FACTS:  From Heavy.com: “Phil Collins net worth is a staggering $250 Million. His royalties around his eight solo studio albums that have sold 33.5 Million units in the US, and about 150 million worldwide make him one of the best-selling artists in the world. Collins is also one of three artists to have sold 100 million + records both as solo artists and as principal members of a band, the list includes Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney. He has won seven Grammy Awards, six Brit Awards, an Oscar, and a Disney Legend Award.

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