Streaming Smarter in South Africa

Okay, so we all know that streaming subscriptions in South Africa can start to add up. Between Netflix, DStv, and the rest, your bank account feels it. That’s why I started looking into the referral program on ElephTV. It’s not some generic, confusing scheme; it’s just a straightforward way for everyone to save a few Rands. When you tell your friends about it, you both get something out of it. It’s a simple, smart way to cut down on costs.

How It Works: A Win-Win for Everyone

It’s actually dead simple. You find your personal referral code in the app and then send it to your mates through WhatsApp, SMS, or wherever.

For every single friend that signs up with your code, ElephTV gives you a 10% off coupon. You can stack these up and use them the next time you need to renew your VIP plan, rent a new movie, or get a sports add-on.

Your friend isn’t left out, either. They get the standard 3-day VIP trial, but here’s the cool part for us in SA: if they sign up with a South African phone number, they get an extra 4 days on top of that. So, sharing it with family in Soweto or friends in Durban really pays off for them. You can easily keep an eye on your coupons in the “My Rewards” section of the app. Just remember, they’re good for 60 days.

Why This Matters for Johannesburg Households

This whole thing is pretty practical, especially for families in places like Jo’burg.

• It helps with the budget.Let’s be real, other streaming services are expensive. This is a simple way to bring that cost down without giving up on quality.
• It’s light on data.The ElephTV app itself doesn’t murder your data. They say it uses about 30% less than the big competitors, which is a massive help if your connection isn’t always the best.
• You get proper local content.Besides the Hollywood stuff, there’s a bunch of local shows like Isidingo reruns and even comedy from right here in the townships.

Step-by-Step: Start Sharing Today

Ready to give it a go? Here’s what to do.

1. Find Your Referral CodeIf you’re already using the app, just open it, tap on your profile, and go to the “Referral Program” bit. Your code will be right there to copy. If you’re new, you’ll get a code when you sign up at their website, ElephTV.com.
2. Share It with PeopleA direct message on WhatsApp usually works best, since pretty much everyone is on it. You could also post it in a local Facebook group, like one for movie fans in your city. Some people even print their QR code and stick it up at the gym or a local spaza shop.
3. Get the Most Out of ItThink about who you know who’s always looking for something new to watch. Younger folks in Gauteng and the Western Cape are usually the most active streamers, so they might be keen.

FAQ: Your Top Questions Answered

I get asked a few questions about this all the time, so here are the quick answers:

• Q: Can I use my coupon straight away?
  • A: Yes, it applies to your very next purchase, whether that’s a renewal or a rental. Just use it within 60 days.
• Q: What if my friends are overseas?
  • A: They can still sign up, but that extra 4-day bonus is only for people who register with an SA phone number.
• Q: Is there a limit to how many people I can invite?
  • A: Nope, none at all. Share it as much as you want.

Conclusion: Build a Community, Save Money

At the end of the day, this referral thing is just a clever way to get your entertainment cheaper by getting your friends involved. It’s about building a small community of people who enjoy the same stuff. Whether you’re stuck in traffic in Jo’burg or getting ready for a braai in Durban, it makes your movie nights a lot more affordable.

Ready to Join?

👉 Download Now: elephtv.com/download

If citizens of the United States thought they’d seen the last of Selina Meyer in office, they have another thing coming—at least in her falsified mind.

Time-hopped one year ahead of this past season five finale that saw Meyer defeated by Laura Montez in the Presidential vote by the House of Representatives, Meyer proclaims (solely to her inner circle) her intent to run again for President, of which draws the wholehearted  support of—absolutely nobody.

More on that in a minute.   Season six begins with Selina interviewed on the CBS morning show by her former Deputy Director of Communications Dan Egan, who’s slanting for a permanent gig as co-host on the show.  Pressed (calculatedly) by Egan on some of Selina’s Presidential pardons before leaving office last year, she changes the narrative by declaring her “Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy (and also Aids) charitable foundation.  She also discloses a half-truth that she’s been working, feverishly on a memoir from her time as the first FPOTUS (of which she literally hasn’t written a sentence yet and received a mere miniscule in publishing advances compared to other former Presidents).

To the surprise of no one, Gary has remained loyal to Meyer while Richard is her official assistant.

As for the others:

Jonah Ryan got testicular cancer, beat it and despite being in remission secretly continues to shave his head because “people liked it, and he even got four and a half handies out of it.”

The aforementioned Dan, who wants the co-hosting gig until he finds out the main anchor has a reputation for destroying thriving careers.  Dan then intentionally attempts to sabotages his interview with Jonah, but after a string of masked insults that sees the congressmen walks off the set, CBS producer (played by Andre from “The League”) says it’s great TV and people love it.

Ben has a job working in the executive offices at Uber but a run of unbeknownst (to him) racially insensitive remarks sees him get fired.

“Bunch of dumb-ass millennials, too lazy to learn how to drive drunk” – Ben on Uber.

Kent’s now working for Jonah, seriously.  He’s insulted by Ohio congressmen Ralph Furlong, who says “How the mighty have fallen. You want me to call a Japanese porn shoot see if I can get you a real job sponging up from cock parties, although you might have to lie about working for Meyer.”

Amy’s living in Nevada and running the gubernatorial campaign for Buddy Calhoun, of whom she’s also engaged to and apparently has a fetish for getting off in bed to political pillow talk.

Mike, the former Director of Communications for Meyer is a stay-at-home dad to three children, including an adopted Chinese girlwho doesn’t acknowledge him as her dad.  He’s wanted for a job by Selina solely because he’s in possession of a diary he kept while she was President, but the terms are that he won’t get paid until her book is eventually (if ever) published.

Back to the action…

After calling a family meeting, Selina announces her intention to run, which sees her daughter (Catherine) burst into tears…and not in a reassuringly good way.   She thinks it’s a bad idea, as does her now-wife/entruster of her finances after Grandma left everything to her upon her passing last season (Marjorie), her sketchy former Vice President Andrew and even Gary, who says nothing but his face communicates that it’s a terrible idea.

At the conclusion of the premiere, Ben is able to knock some sense (tho probably ultimately not not) into Selina by letting her know she won’t have the party or donor support for any Presidential run and that he’s going to take a job with Kent.  Selina says she’s only talking hypotheticals (lies) and offers him a role on her charitable board for Adult Literacy (and Aids), one he accepts.

BEST QUOTE
“I didn’t think it was possible to look more like a giant cock, but I guess it’s true what they say—you are what you eat.” – Dan to Jonah

MoranAlytics Grade:  A solid 9 out of 10.  Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is not only back, but better than ever.  This is arguably the show’s best season premiere yet.

This is the third of a six- part series Power Ranking all 185 episodes of The Office.  Part four (90-61) will be posted tomorrow. See links at the bottom for previous entries (185-151 and 150-121).

I’d also like to take this opportunity to announce these power rankings re just the start of things when it comes to The Office here.  After this I’ll be soon launching a semi-recurring segment on my Moran-Alytics Podcast called “The Finer Things Club.”  I’ll have a rotating panel of segment guests— sports media folk, athletes and other personalities who are fans of the show to talk about specific seasons, episodes, moments, characters, plot lines and much more.

I’m over the moon excited about starting that project soon.  If you’re a fan of The Office or know people who are, trust me now’s the time to subscribe to the Moran-Alytics Podcast  on Apple Podcast/iTunes, for free of course.