VEEP Recap: Meyer Fund For Adult Literacy… And Aids

April 17, 2017By Patrick Moran

If citizens of the United States thought they’d seen the last of Selina Meyer in office, they have another thing coming—at least in her falsified mind. Time-hopped one year ahead of this past season five finale that saw Meyer defeated by Laura Montez in the Presidential vote by the House of Representatives, Meyer proclaims (solely … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#90) Asia – Heat of the Moment

April 17, 2017By Patrick Moran

If you’re not into processing the lyrics and (understandably) absorbed in the catchy beats of the drum, you wouldn’t recognize “Heat of the Moment” is fundamentally a 3-minute, 50-second apology—a damn good one at that. The band’s lead vocalist and bass player, John Wetton said so himself.  In a 2014 interview with Wetton said … Read More

Yanks 9, Cards 3 #UnbeatableAtHome

April 16, 2017By Patrick Moran

Literally around 24 hours ago I wrote that Greg Bird should spend some time in the minors to work on a swing that looked overmatched for MLB pitching.  To quote the great Chris Jericho, I am a “stupid idiot”. After tonight I think Bird may win a battle title.  Entering the game with one hit … Read More

Yanks 3, Cards 2 #SixPackOfWins

April 15, 2017By Patrick Moran

Last night I said the New York Yankees were victorious in one of the more exciting games I’ve seen in quite some time.  This afternoon they won in one if the weirder ones. The Bombers did a lot of whiffing at the plate; striking out a franchise record-tying 17 times.  However, they also drew eight … Read More

Yanks 4, Cards 3 #ClutchClippard

April 14, 2017By Patrick Moran

Watching winning baseball is a lot of fun. While I wouldn’t exactly say the world’s at my feet, at least I had a handful of respectful Friday night options.  Ultimately I decided to reward the New York Yankees for a solid week of work by grabbing a pizza, two liter of cola and staying in … Read More

Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#93) Sir Kenny Loggins – Danger Zone

April 14, 2017By Patrick Moran

Let’s make one thing abundantly clear before proceeding. When  on the pages of MoranAlytics you’ll refer to Kenny Loggins as “Sir” Kenny Loggins.  You’ll do so without fail.  Neglecting to address the utlimate movie soundtrack performer of all the times as anything other than Sir Kenny Loggins will find you eternally banished in these eyes. If … Read More

Yanks 3, Rays 2 #SevyAndHicksShow

April 13, 2017By Patrick Moran

It took nine games to arrive there but the New York Yankees got over the .500 hump tonight. Aaron Hicks went deep twice to deliver all the offense, Luis Severino was superb on the bump and the highly touted tandem of Dellin Betances and Aroldis Chapman closed the door on the Tampa Rays as the … Read More

Bills: Damn you, Ian Rapoport

April 13, 2017By Patrick Moran

I woke up this morning and within minutes was ready to throw up all over my laptop rather than enjoy my breakfast.  It’s not attributed to food poisoning, drinking expired milk or an illness such as cough due to cold No, it’s because of a Tweet from NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport—that bastard. According to Rapoport … Read More