BILLS: Sal Capaccio takes a page from the NHL expansion draft playbook and forms a list of 10 players the Buffalo Bills would hypothetically protect if there were a NFL expansion draft. YANKEES: The Yanks are free-fallin, man. The bullpen imploded yet again and largely contributed to their seventh consecutive loss, 8-3 to the Angels. … Read More
Author: Patrick Moran
Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#43) Bruce Springsteen – Born In The USA
Perhaps I had a choice on how much I’d come to like “Born in the USA” but not listening was never an option. From the day Bruce Springsteen’s album came out as a 13-year old, I was subjected to hearing this song ad nauseam thanks to my father. This was one of, if not his … Read More
MoranAlytics’ Must Reads For June 20, 2017
YANKEES: Even an off day on Monday couldn’t stop the barrage of recent bad Yankees news. Top prospect Gleyber Torres, who had an excellent chance to move up to the parent club and play third base this summer, is out for the season after it was revealed he needs Tommy John surgery. UGH. SABRES: John … Read More
Recap: WWE’s #MITB Was A Pile Of Shit
Let’s skip the pleasantries. Sunday night was Smackdown’s turn to put on a PPV and “Money in the Bank” was a huge pile of shit. Not just any shit—but a steaming, stinking pile of it. It was appalling, one of the worst shows I’ve bothered to watch in its entirety in a long time. Many … Read More
Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#44) New Edition – Mr. Telephone Man
Before there was One Direction, N’Sync, Backstreet Boys and a million other boy band groups including late 80s phenomenon New Kids on the Block, there was New Edition. Not since their arrival to the pop music scene have I enjoyed a group more. The group was originally discovered by Maurice Starr in 1981 at a … Read More
MoranAlytics’ Must Reads For June 19, 2017
WWE: Smackdown presented their Money in the Bank PPV last night and while the main event was exciting, the show was an overall piece of shit. Here’s a recap from ESPN, who’s a little more generous in their assessment than I’d be. YANKEES: The New York Yankees are starting to suck. OK, maybe that’s a … Read More
Yanks Injuries, Shitty Pen Becoming A Problem
Suddenly, the overachieving 2017 New York Yankees have problems. They’re getting drilled with injuries. Gary Sanchez (groin) and Aaron Hicks (Achilles) appear to have dodged a bullet and are considered day-to-day, but valuable relief pitcher Adam Warren wasn’t so lucky, as he was placed on the disabled list with right shoulder inflammation. Things aren’t great … Read More
MoranAlytics’ Must Reads For June 17, 2017
YANKEES: The team’s beleaguered bullpen wasted Aaron Judge’s heroics last night in a 7-6 loss to Oakland, their fourth straight loss which is largely attributed to awful relief pitching this week. YANKEES: Judge and Ronald Torreyes are the team’s not so odd couple, per Yankee magazine. SABRES: New team GM Jason Botterill is preparing for … Read More
Power Rankings: Buffalo Bills New Additions
With minicamp over the Buffalo Bills now prepare for training camp starting July 27th in Rochester. Of course, they’ll be doing so not just with a new head coach in Sean McDermott but a boatload of new players, both free agents and draft picks. Let’s list and briefly discuss them—in order of least to most … Read More
Favorite 100 Songs of the 80s: (#45) Toto – Rosanna
Never did a song make me wish I had girlfriend with a specific first name solely so I can play a song for her more than Toto’s “Rosanna” in `1982. Unfortunately I struck out in the girlfriend department during those days seeing I was 11, and in hindsight I’m not confident I even knew a … Read More