You can dance if you want to. You can also understand the song’s meaning if you want to. You can know the lyrics if you want to. You can live as you like if you want to. You can know Men Without Hats is actually from Canada despite their signature British new wave sound—if you want to.
In a way, “Safety Dance” is terrible. Who cares! If you’re not up dancing within the first two or three bars there’s something dangerously wrong with you.
As for the song’s meaning—does it really matter?. If you must know, “Safety Dance” is about not conforming to what everyone else was dancing to. In a 2012 interview with Pop Culture Addict, lead singer Ivan Doroschuk ties its origins to— poging.’
“Well, pogoing was the first sort of punk dance, which was basically jumping up and down,” Doroschuk said. “Slam dancing and the mosh pit all kind of grew out of pogoing. So that’s where The Safety Dance kind of grew out of. The inspiration for the song was from back in the days when Punk and “New Wave” were starting off and the discotheques were still playing disco music. But every now and then they’d slip in Blondie’s Heart of Glass or Rock Lobster by The B-52’s. Well, obviously, anybody who was into that kind of music would rush on the dance floor and start jumping up and down and would bang into the guys trying to do their disco two steps. I got thrown out of a lot of clubs because of that. So that’s basically the origin. I was kind of mad that they wouldn’t let me dance if I wanted to, so I took matters in my own hands and wrote an anthem for it.”
I was no more than 12 when this song came out, so that shit was a bit too deep to understand. I just wanted to spell out “S-A-F-E-T-Y-D-A-N-C-E” (the coolest part of the song) and dance around like an idiot… Mission accomplished.
Chart Success: It reached number-three on the Billboard Top 100 and stayed on the charts for 24 weeks. It did hit the top spot on the U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Play because why wouldn’t it? It finished 1983 ranked 35th on the year-end Billboard Top 100.
Great Lyrics: I’m not sure what a victory cry is, but I certainly would like to learn.
“Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile”
Fun Fact: Men Without Hats is widely known as one of the 80s biggest one-hit wonders. Wrong! Nearly five years later the group had a single called “Pop Goes The World” reach the Top 20 on Billboard and stay on the charts for 21 weeks. In the interest of full disclosure I’d never heard it before and recently looked it up on Youtube. Yep, it pretty much sucks.
100. Hall & Oates – I Can’t Go For That (No Can D0)
99. Michael McDonald – I Keep Forgetting
97. The Police – Every Little Thing She Does Does Is Magic
96. Madonna – Papa Don’t Preach
94. Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time
93. Kenny Loggins – Danger Zone
92. Peter Gabriel – In Your Eyes
91. Night Ranger – Sister Christian
89. Journey – Don’t Stop Believing
87. Debbie Gibson – Foolish Beat
86. Glen Mederios – Nothing’s Going To Change My Love For You
85. John Cougar – Jack and Diane
81. Billy Squier – Everybody Wants You
80. Debbie Gibson – Only In My Dreams
79. Shelia E. – The Glamorous Life
77. Whitney Houston – Greatest Love Of All
76. Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson – Say Say Say
75. Flock of Seagulls – I Ran (So Far Away)
74. Twisted Sister – We’re Not Gonna Take It
73. Musical Youth – Pass The Dutchie
72. The Police – Every Breathe You Take
71. Survivor – The Search Is Over
70. REO Speedwagon – Keep On Loving You
69. Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams
68. Bobby Brown – Don’t Be Cruel
67. Kenny Loggins – Meet Me Halfway
66. Irene Cara – Flashdance…What A Feeling
65. Tina Turner – What’s Love Got To Do With It
64. Phil Collins – One More Night
63. Europe – The Final Countdown
62. Patrick Swazye – She’s Like The Wind
61. Matthew Wilder – Break My Stride