Even if I wanted to, I couldn’t find the adjective to describe how terrible the Buffalo Sabres are at playing professional hockey right now and how shitty this is for fans who invest time and money into what’s become a league-wide laughingstock. The expansion Las Vegas Golden Knights are the fuckin’ early 80’s Edmonton Oilers compared to these clowns.
Fortunately, I’m only a blogger and don’t particularly need to capture your attention with the written word. On that note, let’s take to Twitter to gauge how the fans and media are following tonight’s 5-1 loss to Pittsburgh.
A little depression first?
Nic Deslauriers has has more points tonight than the entire Sabres team has goals in the last week and a half
— Sabres Fanatics (@SabresFanatics) December 3, 2017
Find you a girl who’ll watch the Sabres with you and understand why you wish for death constantly
— sba #BucketMafia (@essbeeay) December 2, 2017
I would rather shave off both my eyebrows than watch another Sabres game this season. Horrifying.
— Buffalo Girl (@BuffaloGrlProbs) November 29, 2017
Pretty sure Botterills plan is to have the team so bad. That no matter who he trades we wont get angry.
— Fracking Sabres (@FrackingSabres) December 3, 2017
I went out and bought a 4k TV bc 4k TVs are supposed to make everything look great. But now the #Sabres just look ultra-shitty in Ultra-HD.
— 716 Sports Podcast AKA The Sports Zone (@716SportPodcast) December 3, 2017
But hey… at least they scored tonight
#BREAKING: The #Sabres have scored a goal.
— Heather Prusak (@haprusak) December 3, 2017
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened…or something like that #Sabres
— Matthew Bové (@Matt_Bove) December 3, 2017
Do we light cars on fire now? #Sabres
— Mike Baggerman (@MikeBaggerman) December 3, 2017
Christ dude… You gotta ruin everything?
The Buffalo Sabres scored one goal in six periods against a rookie goaltender who hasn’t even made five whole starts yet.
— Brandon | Steelers 9-2 (@Scout523) December 3, 2017
Alright, this may be a bit over the top but then again, maybe not.
Sabres are so irrelevant its ridiculous. Pegula has been a tire fire ! Worst owner in Sabres history! I never thought id miss Golisano
— Jim I (@JamesIsenhart) December 3, 2017