Sabres Season Isn’t Over, I Guess

Sabres Season Isn’t Over, I Guess

March 15, 2018

Apparently the Buffalo Sabres 2017-18 season isn’t over yet. <goes back to sleep> Seriously, this team completely lost me months ago unlike any Sabres team that came before it.  I honest-to-God haven’t watched a full Sabres game since the first weekend of December.  Don’t get me wrong, there’s been far worse teams that this year’s … Read More

Sabres Fetch Pretty Shitty Return For Kane

Sabres Fetch Pretty Shitty Return For Kane

February 26, 2018

Just like last season, which happens when your team is trash, there were rumors of potentially several Buffalo Sabres players being moved at Monday’s deadline.  For a second straight season, perhaps the organization and most certainly the fans were left wanting more. As everyone expected, Evander Kane was dealt—shipped off to San Jose Sharks for … Read More

Finally, A Reason To Watch The Sabres Game

Finally, A Reason To Watch The Sabres Game

February 6, 2018

The Buffalo Sabres play tonight at home against the Anaheim Ducks.  There’s two things about tonight’s game I didn’t know until hitting up my Twitter around 11:30am this morning.  One is that the Sabres are even playing tonight.  I legit didn’t know—that’s how disconnected I am from this chronic group of sorry underachievers. Here’s the … Read More

No One Gives A Shit About The Sabres

No One Gives A Shit About The Sabres

February 2, 2018

I’m on my own personal strike from watching Buffalo Sabres hockey, self-imposed since December 2.  That week began with shutout losses to Montreal and Tampa, contests I watched in their entirety. Frustrated yet not completely over the cliff, I decided to give my hometown team one more  shot over that weekend, sacrificing opportunities for  drinks … Read More

Thoughts On Jack Eichel Being Named To All-Star Team

Thoughts On Jack Eichel Being Named To All-Star Team

January 11, 2018

Jack Eichel has earned his first trip to the NHL All-Star game as a member of the Atlantic team.  The Buffalo Sabres forward, who leads team in goals (17), assists (22) and points (39) is Buffalo’s lone representative.  The game is being played at the Amalie Arena in Tampa on January 28th (I may attend … Read More

Long Overdue: Sabres Waiving Moulson

Long Overdue: Sabres Waiving Moulson

December 4, 2017

It looks like Matt Moulson’s career as a Buffalo Sabre is likely ending. Buffalo put him on waivers today and if no team claims him by noon tomorrow he’ll be assigned to the Rochester Amerks.  Here’s a spoiler alert — nobody is going to claim him. For those fans thinking the Sabres are reverting back … Read More

Let’s Have Twitteverse Recap This Sabres Loss

Let’s Have Twitteverse Recap This Sabres Loss

December 2, 2017

Even if I wanted to, I couldn’t find the adjective to describe how terrible the Buffalo Sabres are at playing professional hockey right now and how shitty this is for fans who invest time and money into what’s become a league-wide laughingstock.  The expansion Las Vegas Golden Knights are the fuckin’ early 80’s Edmonton Oilers compared … Read More

Non-Tanking Sabres Doing Tanking Things With Jordan Nolan

Non-Tanking Sabres Doing Tanking Things With Jordan Nolan

November 29, 2017

If you’ve noticed lately and judging by the lack of comments/complaints headed my way you haven’t—I decided to stop torturing myself and have taken a break from watching Sabres games and more importantly, blogging on them after. Since they’ve quite apparently put forth zero effort to improve their product why the fuck should I? This … Read More

(Episode 16) Panthers 4, Sabres 1: The One Where We Start Questioning Jack

(Episode 16) Panthers 4, Sabres 1: The One Where We Start Questioning Jack

November 10, 2017

I’m running out of adjectives to describe how frustrating it often is when you decide to devote roughly three hours of your life to turning on the television and watching a Buffalo Sabres game, or even worse spending your hard earned money on a ticket. Instead, I’ll give the recap honor to Dave Davis of … Read More

(Episode 15) Sabres 3, Caps 1: The One Where They Beat A Quality Opponent

(Episode 15) Sabres 3, Caps 1: The One Where They Beat A Quality Opponent

November 8, 2017

The Buffalo Sabres have a long way to go if they want to get back in the thick of an Eastern conference playoff race, but Tuesday night was an excellent start.  Buffalo put the embarrassment of a four goal shellacking at Dallas Saturday behind them by defeating the Washington Capitals, 3-1 at the Keybank Center in … Read More